Correction

Turns out our time-out bench is not, I repeat, not an antique. Furthest thing from it actually. It's made out of plywood, was manufactured in China, and can easily be purchased on-line for around $34.95. Long story as to why I sincerely thought it was an antique and therefore genuinely drew inspiration from it. But suffice to say, again, that it is not. Good thing I didn't take it on the Roadshow.